Laughter Pour

Your reflection has been waiting for its performance review.

Try this: Give your reflection a very serious nod over something ordinary.

There's no age limit on a ridiculous victory pose.

Try this: Take ten seconds to invent a ridiculous victory pose.

A joke doesn't need to come with a life lesson.

Try this: Revisit one harmless joke that still gets you.

Your break deserves an unnecessarily fancy name.

Try this: Give your break an unnecessarily impressive name.

Some inconveniences qualify as very tiny disasters.

Try this: Give a tiny inconvenience an overly dramatic headline.

Your least useful invention may be your funniest one.

Try this: Doodle the least useful invention you can imagine.

A silly greeting can be just for you.

Try this: Make up a silly greeting for yourself.

You don't have to earn a reason to smile.

Try this: Look at something that reliably makes you smile.

Being an adult doesn't rule out a dramatic announcement.

Try this: Give a mundane chore a dramatic opening announcement.

A private joke still counts as a joke.

Try this: Invent a silly reason for an ordinary habit, like checking the fridge twice.

Sometimes the honest version is already funny.

Try this: Write one sentence about a harmless mix up you had.

Looking for something you're holding is a classic plot twist.

Try this: Recall something you searched for while holding it.

Efficiency occasionally gets distracted on the way here.

Try this: Finish this sentence: I was going to be efficient, but...

Some of us have very strong opinions about spoons.

Try this: Name a completely harmless thing you're oddly particular about.

The debate about a chore may be longer than the chore.

Try this: Name the imaginary committee debating your next chore.

The wrong word can create a much funnier picture.

Try this: Think of a harmless word mix up and picture it literally.

A small mishap can become a story without making you the insult.

Try this: Retell one minor mishap in two sentences.

The cups have formed a committee on your desk.

Try this: Give your collection of cups a group name.

A tiny chore doesn't need a spectacular excuse.

Try this: Give the honest, harmless reason you postponed a tiny chore.

Your oddly specific preference deserves its own fan club.

Try this: Give one harmless preference the name of a very serious hobby.

Two ordinary words can make one terrible snack.

Try this: Combine two ordinary words into a new imaginary snack.

Laundry might respond better to a fancy job title.

Try this: Give a chore a name with matching first letters, like Laundry Logistics.

Forgetting why you entered a room deserves its own word.

Try this: Invent a word for the moment you forget why you entered a room.

Today's forecast could use a little nonsense.

Try this: Finish: Today's forecast includes a chance of...

Some words are funny before you even use them.

Try this: Say a favorite funny sounding word quietly.

The world may be ready for your terrible cup poem.

Try this: Write two rhyming lines about a household object.

A snack can arrive with an official announcement.

Try this: Describe a snack using the tone of an official announcement.

Most sayings become less wise with a potato in them.

Try this: Replace one word in a common saying with potato.

A terrible pun is still doing its job.

Try this: Make one terrible joke about something beside you.

Not every superhero needs a useful power.

Try this: Invent a name for a very unimpressive superhero.

Some everyday objects have names longer than their job.

Try this: Give an everyday object a simpler, sillier name.

That stubborn packaging thinks it's protecting the crown jewels.

Try this: Give a stubborn empty package a security rating.

Some designs make you wonder what the meeting was like.

Try this: Invent the sentence that explains a badly designed object.

Shoes are foot containers with a marketing budget.

Try this: Describe shoes as if nobody has heard of them.

Brushing your teeth must look strange to an alien.

Try this: Explain brushing your teeth to an imaginary alien.

Some tiny tasks have the paperwork of a space mission.

Try this: Notice one tiny task with far too many steps.

Clutter appears to have its own travel plans.

Try this: Describe your clutter as if it were migrating wildlife.

The kettle thinks it's the lead actor.

Try this: Give an everyday sound a role in a movie.

Every room seems to have an object nobody remembers buying.

Try this: Invent a silly origin story for an object you don't remember buying.

A ridiculous detail doesn't always need fixing.

Try this: Spot one mildly ridiculous detail around you.

A tiny shoulder dance doesn't need an audience.

Try this: Do a gentle shoulder dance while seated or standing.

A tiny victory can have a tiny celebration.

Try this: Give yourself a very serious thumbs up for an ordinary achievement.

Your hands can host a parade with no road closures.

Try this: Make a tiny wave as though greeting a royal parade.

A private dance has no scorecards.

Try this: Move to a few seconds of a song you enjoy.

One raised eyebrow can say quite a lot.

Try this: Raise one eyebrow at an ordinary object.

An imaginary award has very flexible entry requirements.

Try this: Pretend to accept an award for something ordinary you did.

Your next sip could use a dramatic pause.

Try this: Pause theatrically before taking your next sip.

A comfortable stretch could have a very lazy name.

Try this: Give a comfortable movement the name of a lazy animal.

Your fingers can start a band with no rehearsal.

Try this: Tap a tiny rhythm with your fingers.

A silly face doesn't need to become content.

Try this: Make one privately and return to your day.

Tiny achievements can receive oversized imaginary awards.

Try this: Award yourself an imaginary ribbon for finishing a tiny task.

Please welcome tonight's distinguished guest: your snack.

Try this: Announce its arrival like a distinguished guest.

A finished chore can be declared officially closed.

Try this: Declare a completed chore officially closed.

You are the guest of honor at your next break.

Try this: Give your next break an imaginary guest list with just your name.

Remembering one small thing deserves a ridiculous medal.

Try this: Invent a medal for remembering something small.

A reliable pen may be ready for a promotion.

Try this: Give a reliable pen a promotion.

Even a boring task can have an opening tune.

Try this: Hum a very short opening tune before starting.

Small achievement. Wildly dramatic headline.

Try this: Write a headline about something you completed today.

An unnecessary job title is available for this afternoon.

Try this: Choose a completely unnecessary job title for yourself.

Today's closing credits can include your smallest contribution.

Try this: Invent a closing credit for a small thing you did today.

The missing sock has declined to comment.

Try this: Imagine interviewing a missing sock about where it's been.

Your task list has submitted a formal complaint.

Try this: Invent its most ridiculous demand in a very official voice.

The stubborn drawer probably has its own version of events.

Try this: Write one sentence from a stubborn drawer's point of view.

Your alarm clock owes you a carefully worded statement.

Try this: Invent its apology statement.

That chair looks like it has opinions.

Try this: Imagine what a nearby chair would complain about.

A plant could be your quietest imaginary coworker.

Try this: Give a plant an imaginary job title.

Your keys deserve an office they can find.

Try this: Name the place they belong as their official office.

The charger has witnessed some very dramatic battery percentages.

Try this: Write a one sentence performance review for your charger.

The laundry basket appears to be expanding its business.

Try this: Invent its business slogan.

Your stapler may have a very interesting weekend planned.

Try this: Pick an object and decide what it does on weekends.

A cloud could apply for a very flexible desk job.

Try this: Invent one qualification a cloud could put on a job application.

An umbrella for a fish is a wonderfully bad business idea.

Try this: Design an imaginary umbrella for a fish.

A spoon league could use a rulebook.

Try this: Invent one rule for a sport played by spoons.

A refrigerator's shoe choice raises several questions.

Try this: Decide what shoes a refrigerator would choose.

Even an imaginary dragon can lose its glasses.

Try this: Imagine how a dragon would ask for help finding its glasses.

Your fictional cafe doesn't need a sensible menu.

Try this: Name a cafe that serves one ridiculous imaginary food.

A pigeon hotel would have interesting guest reviews.

Try this: Imagine pigeons running a hotel.

Mismatched socks could probably run a whole town.

Try this: Name a town for mismatched socks.

An overlooked object deserves a completely invented holiday.

Try this: Invent a holiday celebrating an overlooked object.

Two animals could make one very unusual office manager.

Try this: Combine two animals into an imaginary manager.

Making a drink can have a nature documentary narrator.

Try this: Describe making a drink like a nature documentary.

Putting something away can be the final scene of a film.

Try this: Narrate putting something away like the final scene of a film.

The trip to the next room could use an expedition report.

Try this: Describe going to another room like a great expedition.

Your lunch has entered the commentary booth.

Try this: Describe one bite using a sports commentator's voice.

Your cup has had a modest but eventful day.

Try this: Narrate one ordinary thing your cup has done today.

Choosing a pen can be a very serious casting decision.

Try this: Describe choosing a pen as an important casting decision.

A missing object could use a suspense soundtrack.

Try this: Hum a suspense tune while looking for a harmless misplaced item.

The sky is available for an extremely unofficial weather report.

Try this: Describe the sky as a confused tour guide might.

One misplaced item is awaiting a royal decree.

Try this: Announce that one item must return to its proper place.

The end of an epic story can be switching off a light.

Try this: Narrate switching off a light as the end of an epic story.

A new game can be over in less than a minute.

Try this: Find three nearby things that start with different letters.

Two unlikely objects might have a shared hobby.

Try this: Look for two objects that seem like an unlikely pair.

An ordinary word can become a secret mission.

Try this: Pick a harmless word and see whether you spot it during your day.

You're allowed to be bad at the game you just invented.

Try this: Draw a familiar object without looking at the page.

Some sandwich names should never reach a menu.

Try this: Think of three absurd names for a sandwich.

Three objects are enough to start an imaginary band.

Try this: Arrange three small objects into an imaginary band.

Your day might fit into three food names.

Try this: Describe your day using three food names.

An accidental face can give a boring pattern personality.

Try this: Find an accidental face in an ordinary pattern.

A game can last one turn and still be complete.

Try this: Invent a game that ends after a single turn.

Play is an invitation, not a demand to feel cheerful.

Try this: Try one silly thing from this deck if it appeals to you.